The Recent Suicide Attacks

[mburbank]

So, Vinth... the reason we made no effort to stop Iraqs nuclear facilities from looting and have made no effort to catalogue, iedentify or track alleged Iraqi radioactive and fissionable materials is because we...

Well, wait, we had to go to war with Iraq and draw intelligence away from Al Quaeda because among other things, Iraq had radioactive and fissionable materials and we were scared they might give them to al Quaeda, so we one the war but we didn't think about looting and when it begun we... Uhmm... we figured.... uh...

See, here's the thing: My jokes and our poloicy as regards Iraqs nuclear capacity offer my family just about the same amount of protection. Oh, wait, my jokes never made sure as many Iraquis could get their hands on dirty bomb materials to sell as possible. So I think I'll keep making jokes. Their lead bunkers compared to our foreign policy.

And what is your perverse fixation with my family> I hardly ever bring your Mother's shame into the conversation.