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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 08:02 PM       
Anyone taking a gun along "for protection" should be locked up "for protection".

If you're name is Plaxico Burress, you don't take a gun along for protection, you take it along because it makes your sphincter feel much larger, and if some dude really disses you, then you can REALLY give him payback.

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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 11:05 AM       
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If you're name is Plaxico Burress, you don't take a gun along for protection, you take it along because it makes your sphincter feel much larger,
uh...I think you've got your anatomy a little confused.

Although, given NYC's gun laws, he may just end up with a significantly larger sphincter.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 06:35 PM       
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uh...I think you've got your anatomy a little confused.

Although, given NYC's gun laws, he may just end up with a significantly larger sphincter.
And that indeed proves Colonel had his anatomy right
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