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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:33 AM        Inaugeral Party
I'm going to throw a party when Obama gets inaugurated, and I'm considering burning an effigy of Bush. Can anyone give me tips on how to do it safely? I'm a bit wary of dealing with fire.

I'm also open to any other suggestions as to how we can celebrate. I was thinking of dressing as the Statue of Liberty or perhaps painting an American Flag on my face. Any other ideas?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 10:41 AM       
Are you in a house or apartment? Metal trashcan out in the back yard. Small wooden structure on a concrete surface like a parking lot. Keep a fire extinguisher handy. Im assuming your effigy is about cabbage patch baby size?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 01:03 PM       
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Are you in a house or apartment? Metal trashcan out in the back yard. Small wooden structure on a concrete surface like a parking lot. Keep a fire extinguisher handy. Im assuming your effigy is about cabbage patch baby size?
I wasn't sure how large to make it, frankly. I was hoping I could do it life size, but maybe smaller for safety.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 06:32 PM       
Try this drinking game: Rewatch old debates McCain and Palin were in. Every time they say "Maverick", have a drink. You'll be stinking drunk in no time at all.
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And have his kid... it might grow up to be president one day.
I'll make sure to give birth to him in Kenya and then forge a Hawaii birth certificate.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 06:57 PM       
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Old Dec 2nd, 2008, 09:48 PM       
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Says who? I do quite well with a whole bunch of card board cut outs. Lets me have Hans Solo and Princess Lei visit for New Years.

Some times I also record random bus stop conversations. Play those tapes and it's just as good as real company.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 10:28 AM       
Come on guys George Bush is my grandpa

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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 01:29 PM       
Say what you will about Georgy, but I for one will miss his speeches. They were hilarious.
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I don't see anyone burning any effigies of me

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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 07:30 PM       
I can get Willie in here to arrange that.
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Say what you will about Georgy, but I for one will miss his speeches. They were hilarious.
I know. My old Finite Math teacher had one of those page-a-day desk calanders and his was of the many Bushisms. Whenever we weren't doing anything in class, I'd flip through it. Many of my classmates wondered what I was laughing so hard at.
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What the "F" is Finite Math?
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We learned about things like Hamiltonian Circuits and other such things. Graphing too. Basically, it was the easiest math class I ever took. I was in the high school production of Les Miserables (mostly chorus stuff, but meh) so after the show came out about half of the class time was spent with the teacher asking me to sing "Master of the House". He also asked me to write math-related songs for when class got too quiet.
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 10:18 AM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 12:08 PM       
Um...I guess I could. Okay, I will after I have a chance to record.

Another thing they had me sing was this parody of "We didn't Start the Fire" that I wrote. It basically describes the various events and things at my high school.
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 09:14 PM       
I doubt it. Anyway, most of the class requested it too (probably because they didn't want to learn Finite Math, but meh).

The other math teacher was this woman who had this REALLY loud laugh. She was fun, but a bit annoying at times. Our school went through this "student-bonding" kick after a horrid yet hilarious incident where the male student body harrassed a guest speaker and this lady teacher set up something called her "Tunnel of Love". Basically she abducted students from the hallways and brought them to her room for talks and hugs. The principle made her take it down claiming it to be a fire hazard.
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