laughing until you cry

[WhiteRat]

Some friends and I were drinking some brews one night when a friend told a funny story about a Captain we worked with. I don't remember the joke specifically, just that it made me laugh harder than I had ever laughed before. I was laughing so hard that tears were rolling down my face and my legs were kicking wildly. My laughs were more like shrieks as I clutched my stomach. This went on for about 2 straight minutes until my wildly flailing legs kicked a huge bowl of ranch dip off the coffee table and onto the carpet. Even while cleaning the mess up, I continued to laugh in spurts while everyone just stared at me.

I don't know how to explain it, it was like I was possessed by some shitty comedian or something.