WTF IS THIS BULLSH*T!?

[ZeldaQueen]

Originally Posted by JediScum

"Why didn't we see Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh this year?"

"Because he was exposed as a Nazi war criminal and sentenced to life imprisonment".

Oh my god! My childhood was a lie.

[JediScum]

Deer Jew,

Don't you people mutilate yer sons' genitals upon birth? Funny how Christians adopted that practice also, but they still hate you.

So Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer will be cool when we cut part of his dick off also, then throw a Kwanzaa hat on it? Nice. How tolerant. Oh wait you don't believe in tolerance because you don't believe in Christ. Mass transportation sucks around here.

Here's the new song

Rudolph the fuck you reindeer
Had a very shiny glans
Muslims and Buddhists sucked it
Didn't even use their hands

(after a half an hour, I finally realized that the anonymous Jewish lady is prolly never gonna see this, so i stopped trying to write more verses... but if anyone else wants to, feel free)