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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 01:16 PM       
IF THOSE SHOES WERE HIGH-HEELED HE COULD HAVE LOST EYES!
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 03:30 PM       
If those shoes had been thermonuclear explosives, one could easily suppose that the course of world history would have been drastically shifted with reverberations felt over the next several decades.

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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 04:57 PM       
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IF THOSE SHOES WERE HIGH-HEELED HE COULD HAVE LOST EYES!
HA!!

Years ago, for a laugh I flung a stiletto shoe at a friend. It spun so perfectly in a fashion I know I could never do on purpose. Round and round until the tiny metal heel smacked him right between the eyes. Fortunately he saw the funny side, but it did hurt and left a small round ferocious red dot.
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 07:01 PM       
Perhaps you were channeling Elvira at that moment! At least it didn't embed itself into your friend's forehead.
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