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bigtimecow · #1

FIRST UP, EMO PHILLIPS

Tadao · #2

He is soooo awesome

bigtimecow · #3

for serious, now one of my top comedians. i never had many, but he's added to the list

Tadao · #4

He's still doing stand up. One of the guys on the another forum goes and sees him and then he takes a picture of him holding pictures of them and gives Emo the copy.

Tadao · #5

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Originally Posted by Tadao

He's still doing stand up. One of the guys on the another forum goes and sees him and then he takes a picture of him holding pictures of them and gives Emo the copy.

He said the show was great, but we knew it would be.

bigtimecow · #6

hahahahahaha that's awesome :D

"my teacher said to me, 'hey emo you haven't been to camouflage class in 6 weeks' i said 'i'm getting good!'"

Tadao · #7

People come up to me and they're worried ... that I'll ... reproduce.

bigtimecow · #8

i'm quite skilled with the ladies. you know the other night, i don't wanna brag, but i was with this lady and, well, from the sounds she was making from my caresses, you would've thought she was... conscious

oh yeah she was amazing, from the hair on her head to the price tag on her foot

Tadao · #9

Kitsa · #10

The bf was playing a Tiny Tim album yesterday, and Tiny Tim was talking for a few mins at the beginning. And until he started singing, I thought I was listening to a new Emo Phillips record.

Srsly.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #11

This is my impersonation of an existential seagull.

I loved him since I called him Mr Butterfingers.

Mockery · #12

bigtimecow · #13

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Originally Posted by Mockery

UHF

i remember seeing something on VH1 about UHF and he said he only got paid like 30 cents or something. he showed the check

10,000 Volt Ghost · #14

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

i remember seeing something on VH1 about UHF and he said he only got paid like 30 cents or something. he showed the check

I saw that too. I don't even think he cashed it. I want to say he put it on a plaque.

Kitsa · #15

I believe it, having experienced something similar.

Big McLargehuge · #16

i had a very close relationship with this other child, i was his imaginary friend

bigtimecow · #17

there was a youtube video when he tries taking out this trumpet and keeps putting it together while talking, but he never uses it

i think he takes it apart too

but while he was first taking it out he drops it and goes "keep your seats" and it was just

we might as well talk about more bizarro comics, like norm macdonald. my god, watch his speech at the roast of bob saget (i've probably talked about it before, but it's fucking golden)