Lost I-Mockery writers

[McClain]

I'm here. I'm married with children now so that kinda' changed the dynamics of my life. E.g. less time for fucking around with other people and more time learning how to irritate my kin.

Thus my interests have shifted slightly to align me with family issues; more emphasis on the Religion Debacle, Dangling Participles, Politics, and most recently the complexities of telling a woman of her Vagina Odor while trying to remain sensitive AND maintain self-preservation. Evidently when you a tell a woman that detail she takes the opportunity to inform you that your balls don't have a pleasant aroma, either.

"I can wash my balls with soap and they smell better. The same can't be said for your mucus cavern."

But more importantly, how have you been?