Cell phones = bad

[Evil Robot]

I love buying ringtones! Theres nothing that gives me more pleasure than hearing an inaudible and overmodulated screeching sound comming from my pocket everytime a bill collector calls! I only had to pay $5.99 for the lastest Jennifer Lopez song or whatever the fuck it is people listen to. I also enjoy texting people things that I could have just said in person while paying a per-kilobyte rate structure that would cos tover a half million dollars to download a movie at!

I also love when people glue plastic jewles to thier phones to show that they are individuals. I also enjoy talking like a black person and using words such as "like" and "ummmm....". I also begin every conversation with "whats crappenin'" and end them with "git er done!".