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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 03:30 AM        Toys Have Officially Jumped The Shark
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 04:23 AM       
heh, that video made it worth while.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 05:18 AM       
Seems it would work better is there were a way to anchor the ramps in place, like with good old fashioned suction cups.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 06:15 AM       
I want a shark finger puppet...it just looks so adorable,and i can make it a good alarm clock by putting my phone into it so i cant turn it off in the morning...

Why oh why do we not have these gems in Europe D:
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 07:27 AM       
I don't know why I'm laughing at this but I am
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 12:34 PM       
I bet if you used the Batmobile hot wheel, It'd be coated in Shark Repelent, causing the shark to explode.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
You know what this needs? MANG LAVA!
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 01:27 PM       
Hey -RoG-, Pentegarn is right. I was thinking that you had some little trouble with the ramps screwing some of the jumps because of how much they move when something bumps on them. I you were to tape them to the ground that might be of help.

Hah, gotta love how you want the powerful Shark to canniablize his card brethren.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 01:43 PM       
Man that video was the best part. lol
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 03:04 PM       
You should feed him a zombie.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 03:35 PM       
I have learned a lotabout sharks and motorcycles.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 04:16 PM       
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Seems it would work better is there were a way to anchor the ramps in place, like with good old fashioned suction cups.
Yeah I'm sure it would've helped to some extent... but the fact that you can't even build up enough speed when trying to make the motorcycle move forward is pretty pathetic. But hey, at least you get a chomping shark out of the deal. You can never have too many chomping sharks in your life. Words to live by...

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I want a shark finger puppet...it just looks so adorable
If you really want a shark puppet, I'd recommend looking into the old 90's hand puppet toyline called "Street Sharks".
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 05:02 PM       
Slobulus has...jumped the shark?
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 05:14 PM       
i still have my street shark toy lol not the puppet though
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 05:55 PM       
A pull back toy car probably would have made the jump. Not only for their speedy engines, but would weight a little more. Thus keeping the ramps in place better.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 06:19 PM       
something about the way the shark just kept chomping while a range of incresingly random things crashed around it had me laughing like a hyena
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 06:30 PM       
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If you really want a shark puppet, I'd recommend looking into the old 90's hand puppet toyline called "Street Sharks".
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STREET SHARKS?! Oh god how I loved Street Sharks when I was a lad. Thanks so much Rog, I almost completely forgot about those beauties.

The cartoon was pure genius...
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
I remember those Street Sharks. They were pretty awesome.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 10:45 PM       
Feeding your chomping shark a miniature rifle might emulate the effect... Turn them into scrap!
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 11:34 PM       
At least it was worth buying for the shark.

You ought to try putting it on the floor and jumping over it, yourself.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 12:13 AM       
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I remember those Street Sharks. They were pretty awesome.
excuse me but i believe the correct term is JAWSOME
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:23 AM       
Was that Domokun under the shark? Damn Target is milking that campaign for everything its worth! Oh and i'm glad to see in these tough economic times that RoG can find low cost entertainment to provide us with. That is "Change" i can believe in!!!
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:47 AM       
Maybe if you take the motorcycle guy and give it an "Evil Knievel" paint job...
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 02:57 AM       
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You ought to try putting it on the floor and jumping over it, yourself.
It may be a cheap toy, but it's still a deadly one and I'm not sure if I could make such a monumental leap over the shark.
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