I GOT SKILLZ

[derrida]

Rimming. Probably the most serendipitous of all sex acts because there's no particular "end" in mind, just free 'n' easy play and exploration. It can of course be combined with a hand job (rusty trombone), but I personally leave that matter up to the recipient. Tongue-fucking is commonly referred to as "The Devil's Gambit" due to the possibility of finding a soft brown finger poking back ala ET, the extra-terrestrial (from which the act's other appellation, the "elliot" is derived.)

PROTIP: Tracing the line of the "taint" (dogball, grundle) one finds at its terminus a small "anal clit," commonly referred to as a "Roger Corman" ("Corman" for short). This small protrusion should be given an intense seeing-to, subject to licking, sucking, and even biting.