Your weirdest dreams?

[electric ninja]

I had this dream strange once, when i was 12. I was dreaming that i was watching a movie, not a weird movie, just a gerneric action movie. I watched about half of it and then i woke up for some reason. it was 1am so i went back to sleep. I said. "Okay movie, continue..." But the movie didn't want to continue. The main charicter of the movie looked at me and called me a retard and said i should kill myself. I got into an argument with him, in the end i was like "play the goddamm movie!" and he was like "no! I'm leaving this movie! You be in the movie!" So then i was in the movie (which got weird wonce i was in it) and i had to kill evil jellybeans with a sharp stick. Then i had to fly a plane, i was just about to take off when my mum woke me up. She said "Wake up, you have to go to school", and the i yelled
"PISS OFF MUM! I HAVE TO FLY THE FUCKEN PLAAAAAANE!!!!!"

Then i realised i was awake. Ifelt stupid and upset.