You fuckers got it easy. I shave with the grain, and I'm left with a 5'o'clock shadow. I have to shave against the grain in order to look like I actually shaved. And once the blood spots, irritations, and gashes in my jugular heal up, it's time to shave again.
I'd get the lasery stuff if I wasn't so unsure I'd never want facial hair again. I think I'll just get it for the 7 stray hairs on my back, and the forest that makes up my asscrack.
Yeah, you heard me. I share too much. I you face!
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