Things You Know Are A Bad Idea but Do Anyway

[Kitsa]

I don't remember ever calling off anything because of cramps.

I once called someone to tell them I couldn't come to their party because I really did have e coli. I ate a pizza whose green peppers were, according to the health dept, unwashed. I had to cover one end of me with the toilet and the other with the toilet-side wastebasket. It was all projectile. You wouldn't have wanted me at that party.