The one and only time I was ever allowed to ride a two-wheeled bike, I went down a big hill, lost control, and skidded on my face for several feet. I looked like hamburger.
Worse still, I was knocked out and a car almost ran over me. Luckily they stopped and called an ambulance.
Yep, it's been an odyssey into adult-trike lameness ever since
I fell off a top bunk bed and snapped my wrist once. When the Doc set the bone, my mom said I screamed so loud that people in the lobby started leaving in fear.
In the end, I wound up with a bitchin' hot pink cast all the way up past my elbow.
Location: On the border of my Outer Circle of Thought
Feb 24th, 2009, 08:48 PM
Can't remember when this was exactly, but when I was first told exactly how Jesus was nailed to the cross, that freaked me out (the thought of having nails going through one's hands).
I also freaked out the first time I heard the phrase "stabbing someone in the back". I thought it was literal.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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