I would fight a a chimp if I had to barehanded.....in a junkyard.
This eventully get's related back to this:
My friend's cat had a litter and offered me one. I told her I wanted one but couldn't because of roommate's allergies. She told me to tell him it was a monkey instead of a kitten. I asked my roommate if he wanted a chimp.
He said: "I wouldn't know what to feed him. Do they sell face at the pet store?"