1. 19-inch-long penis
2. Real working kung-fu action
3. Plastic swords, nunchucks, or guns that can be placed into my hands, which are each forever frozen in the shape of the letter C.
4. The power of love, like that little fucker with the heart ring and the monkey from Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid
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