Shady but hilarous friends

[Babs]

When my friend worked at the shadiest porn store in downtown Columbus, I would always go in and see him, smoke a couple of blunts and blare mr. bungle - girls of porn every time we commenced to the baking of the muffins. What was even more amazing is that when it came up to the part "nobody's home I'm alone, aja and john holmes.... 14 inch dead dick" I would always grab the john holmes replica dildo. Fucking classic