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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 10:56 AM        Darwin Award Honorable Mention.
Now I know this lady cant win because she didnt die... however had she died I think she would have been a winner.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird...Encounter.html
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 12:01 PM       


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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 03:37 PM       
i heard about this i dunno what made them think they should leave the blade on ;\
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 04:18 PM       
OMG CHOJIN ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 04:23 PM       
While I waswritting that lost post I heared on the TV this runner up:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...bm4mQD96TBFJO1
She served wiper fluid to children, I suppose thats not as bad as putting coolant in the oil pan.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
wtf? how do you mistakenly serve that as kool-aid? sure it comes in FUN COLORS but its fucking THICK and STINKY and the container it was in probably said WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID DO NOT INGEST ;\
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 05:07 PM       
The article makes it sound like she thought it was kool-aid when she bought it from the store. How do you not notice that your children's fruit drink is in Automotive Supplies?

It's almost an inverted Darwin award: the recipient stays alive, but her stupidity kills others.
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
peopel that stupid deserve to die!
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Old Mar 13th, 2009, 08:50 PM       
I don't know if stupidity is actually a necessary and sufficient condition for death. However, in this case I might be willing to make an exception.
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