what's worth seeing in the northern part of the u s and a?

[Guitar Woman]

I went to the Iditarod today.

I got to see a man wearing nothing but tennis shoes and tube socks near the home stretch! He was part of the "ANGRY BAKERS" team, who had a double shopping cart with metal tins inside that they used to mix bread dough and throw at everyone.

There was a ShamWow team, too; four guys in sombreros and Shamwow ponchos and one Vince, whose headset I stole.