Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I had one of those dreams last night that was like watching a movie. Tadao was in it. What the hell is wrong with me?

There was this gourmet restaurant that was comprised of rustic little shacks in the woods. Each shack held one table and looked like something out of an REM video. The waiter would go to each shack and take the order, then serve it piece by piece lined up on the weathered-wood windowsill. I vividly remember thin slices of corn dog and carrot lined up like that.

Anyway, Tadao was reading the menu and using some sort of fucked-up multiple entendre to try and embarrass the waiter. The menu was full of ridiculous overblown French terms, and one dish I remember was something "a Poussy"...because there's a town in France called Poussy. And of course Tadao kept saying "pussy", and the waiter kept saying "you mean, poo-SEE?" and so on.

No idea what the hell that was about, but what sort of loser am I to be having i-mockery forum dreams?