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Insane Writer
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the border of my Outer Circle of Thought
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Mar 25th, 2009, 11:17 PM
When I was a child, I had a dream that a rhino somehow broke out of a zoo and was wreaking havoc on the city. My parents and I (and brother I assume, he wasn't really in the dream) had planned to hide in our house's cheese cellar, but for some reason we were inside of a bank, performing some boring bank function like transacting a loan or something (this was how I saw banks as a child). My mom, when given the choice between "The quick way and the long way" (literally the teller's words), she chose "the long way". I begged her to hurry up but she said "I'm sorry honey, but this silly woman is taking so long". So I was stuck in the bank, certain I was going to die via rhino while my parents dithered around doing something stupid. It didn't help that people were running by the window, screaming and being followed by the rhino.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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