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[Kitsa]

Ah, yes, but what about his masterwork with the Texas Nazis, "Eat My Diarrhea"?

Just...
Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint
Now I gotta take a shit, get to the point
Sittin' on the toilet, my ass is a blast
Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my ass
No fuckin' paper
Hey baby lick my ass 'til your face turns blue
You're finished rimmin' me and you want some more
Ya say ya don't flush but your out the door
I'm back in the...with a cup
Scoop it outta the toilet 'cause you wanna slurp it up
Eat my diarrhea you're chuggin' it down
You're suckin' my ass and your lips are all brown
Since we've gone back to the hamburger place
I'm gonna stick my ass right on your face
I'm gonna shit in your mouth
I'm gonna shit in your face, your mouth
And I wanna shit on your mother
I'm gonna shit on you and your mother
Diarrhea
I gotta take a shit
Gotta bottle a Ex-Lax, gonna take it
I'm gonna take me a lumpy shit
Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you
I hope it splats in your face there too
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
I want you to suck up all of it
Lick my ass and eat it too
Cause diarrhea is good for you
Ya eat it, eat it, eat
Eat it, eat it, eat
Diarrhea
Eat my fuckin' shit