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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 11:54 PM       
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That reminds me of this one time, my friend was at his house and his mother had just planted some flowers. My friend (literally) pissed on them!
Apparently when he was younger, my neighbor's son and his friend had a habit of peeing on the front lawn. I believe my mom found out because she saw him while she was getting the paper in the morning.

Apparently the boy's mother couldn't figure out why there was always a weird smell out front. She thought it had something to do with the sewers.
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