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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 09:20 PM       
You seem to think the words "never mind" makes thing magically disappear.

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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 09:23 PM       
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BLESSED BE THE TOASTER OVEN, DIVINE INSTRUMENT OF GOD!!!!!!
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 09:29 PM       
Hey, wait, that toaster image looks a lot like Anton LaVey. What does that mean, I wonder ....
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 09:29 PM       
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BLESSED BE THE TOASTER OVEN, DIVINE INSTRUMENT OF GOD!!!!!!
Blessed by the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 09:30 PM       
NO NO NO THE TOASTER IS EVIL INCARNATE AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 09:36 PM       
Would one stab it with a sharp stake or throw it in a bathtub?
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:05 PM       
Yes. And fill the bathtub with BOILING HOT HOLY WATER. DEATH TO THE ABOMINATION!

You see, science really is the work of SATAN.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:32 PM       
http://www.atheists-for-jesus.com/

You know you want to click it.
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:37 PM       
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Yes. And fill the bathtub with BOILING HOT HOLY WATER. DEATH TO THE ABOMINATION!

You see, science really is the work of SATAN.
No wonder my science fair project wouldn't get results! I was WEARING A CROSS!
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:52 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 11:53 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 12:33 AM       
I PWN EVIL ROBOT MEANING I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN BOTH HAHAHAHAHA!

back on topic i found the last experiment really funny the rodent ark shouldn't it be considerd animal cruelty
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 06:29 AM       
Creation Science <=> Jumbo Shrimp
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 07:24 AM       
God kills his kids, live by that.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 10:35 AM       
I have definitive proof god exists and is merciful!

1) iPod ready car stereo


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Old Apr 15th, 2009, 10:13 PM       
I'm conflicted. I want a Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew shirt, but I don't want them to have my money.

Have you read the taglines in the store? They're hilarious. The kanga-jew economy priced shirt is "So cheap, it's like buying wholesale!". The economy Habu the Elephant shirts are priced so low "You can give them out to polytheistic villagers".

Don't get me started on how they're calling thongs "chastity protectors". Are they serious? Really?

Apparently this is all to fund their go-to-Africa-and-bring-back-dinosaurs project. It's like they fell asleep five minutes into Jurassic Park but still felt they got the gist of it.
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 01:48 PM       
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 01:58 PM       
I hope I do soon. I'm having a hard time these days telling who's serious or not, because I've come to find that a lot of people really are that stupid.
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 03:49 PM       
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I'm having a hard time these days telling who's serious or not, because I've come to find that a lot of people really are that stupid.
Easy - just assume stupidity first, then ask forgiveness if it turns out they're really writing biting satire. 99% of the time, you won't need to apologize.

"Yes, some uncomplicated peoples still believe in this 'creation' myth. But here in the technologically superior vastness of [science], we can see, for example, that the past was very different."
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 03:51 PM       
was it biting satire? I suspected when I saw the insane racism in the store....but then again, I've seen insane racism elsewhere.
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Old Apr 16th, 2009, 11:53 PM       
behind most "biting satire" is a stupid person, anyway. So you're safe with your assumptions.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 02:04 PM       
Well, I beleive in evolution and think that Creationism is a load of shit, but I wish they were actually right about humans and dinosaurs living together. Why? Because that would be so fucking awesome if that actually happened, especially the part about humans putting saddles on Dinosaurs and riding them.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 02:31 PM       
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Well, I beleive in evolution and think that Creationism is a load of shit, but I wish they were actually right about humans and dinosaurs living together. Why? Because that would be so fucking awesome if that actually happened, especially the part about humans putting saddles on Dinosaurs and riding them.
Yeah! Imagine the possibilities. Dinosaurs could be used for prehistoric traffic lights, punch cards, garbage disposals... Yabba dabba do!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2009, 12:01 PM       
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