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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:37 PM        Holy Crap! Tree in Lung!
A guy in Russia had a tree growing in his lung!

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:54 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2009, 10:55 PM       
JUST KIDDING HIS NAME'S BOB
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 12:10 AM       
Yeah bullshit he probably did when he was drunk.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 12:49 AM       
Have you ever seen the Tree Man? He puts the throat tree guy to shame:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...1&in_page_id=2

(and no, it's not a sideshow hoax or somethin)
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 12:53 AM       
yeah but treeman's not an actual tree, let's see that dude photosynthesize something
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 01:00 AM       
Yeah, and tree man is old news!
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 01:01 AM       
Oh man it's really gross when you find out he isn't really made of tree.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 01:02 AM       
if it grew inside shouldn't it have roots not just a little branch?
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 01:12 AM       
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Oh man it's really gross when you find out he isn't really made of tree.
Yeah, and I was really avoiding this thread because I knew someone would post a picture of that guy. Seeing a guy with warts all over his face and giant wart growths on his hands and feet is pretty fucking disgusting.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 01:19 AM       
HOOM HOM SOMEONE GET ME SOME COMPOUND W
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 01:28 AM       
I saw an hour long documentary on treeman. It was really fascinating.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 06:27 AM       
I saw that too. Zom's right, the picture of treeman is old; he had reconstructive/removal surgery and can now use his hands. He still does not look "normal" but he can function in his society, which is a HUGE improvement.

And, yes Willie, bathing in Compound W comes to mind when looking at his affliction. Ouch!

And, on topic, I'm skeptical - a green pine tree inside a dark lung?
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 07:34 AM       
Holy heck, I never saw treeman before. He reminds me of the cast of Freaks!

And wow, he swallowed a bud and that's how it got there? That's like something you tell a kid to scare them. "Careful if you swallow a seed Timmy, or it'll grow into a tree in your stomach!"
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 10:42 AM       
I wrote about Dede the Tree Man and Ralph Krooner, a gentleman from the 50's with the same condition in treatment, over on my blog way back when Tree Man was just hitting the news. You can see the impact Dede's isolation had on the progress of the condition. http://thehumanmarvels.com/?p=136

I've come across people growing horns, people covered with moss and fungus, people infested with insects and maggots and even people with masses of vegetation removed from their intestine. Hell, I've seen cases of fetus in fetu - where a malformed being has resided in the abdomen or cranium of a sibling for decades.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
Wasn't there a lady back in the mid-90s who inexplicably had a pork chop bone embedded in a buttcheek? I remember a radio interview with her where she claimed she never sat on one.
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if it grew inside shouldn't it have roots not just a little branch?
that's what i was thinking. seeds don't grow into branches!
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Wasn't there a lady back in the mid-90s who inexplicably had a pork chop bone embedded in a buttcheek? I remember a radio interview with her where she claimed she never sat on one.
I remember reading about people who actually extrude metallic filaments from their skin - the medical community was skeptical, but apparently there is a plausible etiology behind it. However, pork out of a buttcheek ... hmmm ... I'm betting against an intraspecies extrudate.
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I wrote about Dede the Tree Man and Ralph Krooner, a gentleman from the 50's with the same condition in treatment, over on my blog way back when Tree Man was just hitting the news. You can see the impact Dede's isolation had on the progress of the condition. http://thehumanmarvels.com/?p=136
Sorry I missed this. Very succinct evaluation and comparison, Mr. P. Thank you.
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 04:03 PM       
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Wasn't there a lady back in the mid-90s who inexplicably had a pork chop bone embedded in a buttcheek? I remember a radio interview with her where she claimed she never sat on one.
Can she account for every time she got drunk?
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 08:10 PM       
Pfft. Nothing compared to this:
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 08:22 PM       
I keep thinking this thread is called "Holy crap! Tree in luigi"
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Old Apr 14th, 2009, 08:38 PM       
If it were December, I'd wonder if it got there because there was a colony of tiny people living in those lungs celebrating Christmas.
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