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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 10:50 PM       
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I can't believe that the talking mongoose of the Isle of Man has yet to be mentioned. He must be dead by now though, unless of course, talking mongeese have longer lifespans than those of their non-talking relatives.
Oh yeah, Geff.

I heard that he possibly had left with the family that he befriended. At least no one else found a talking mongoose after they were gone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gef_the_talking_mongoose
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Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 11:48 PM       
That sounds straight out of the Weekly World News. I like it!
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 10:47 PM       
This thread has run the gambit from mythological monsters to urban legend beasties. Impressive.
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Old Apr 4th, 2009, 10:33 AM       
From around here is a sea monster called Iku-Turso, but suppose most coastal nations/cultures have one.

Here's one old picture where it's depicted as some sort of a serpent


Here's a rather different, more recent depiction from Don Rosa

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Old Apr 4th, 2009, 03:30 PM       
That weird ass self fellating chicken serpent looks like a cheap ass, plagiarized version of ouroboros.
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 07:28 PM       
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That sounds straight out of the Weekly World News. I like it!
People insisted that it was real. Apparently they had a footprint and a few hairs from him, so who knows?

And what about Bunnyman? He's just weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnyman

Or Ogopogo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogopogo
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 09:10 PM       
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And what about Bunnyman? He's just weird: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunnyman
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 09:19 PM       
Kind of makes you wonder where he bought the thing at.

On the other hand, maybe it's a good thing it's such a ridiculous idea. Otherwise there'd probably be a lot of copycats (or copybunnies).
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 02:32 AM       
Agreed.

And for another retarded monster from mythology, I give you Vampire Pumpkins and/or Watermelons! Who's reminded of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" by this?
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 02:34 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 02:22 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 03:30 PM       
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And what about Bunnyman?
He is in Germany.

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Old Apr 10th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
Hmm. He must be on holiday.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
An interesting fact, angels can actually be considered on the list of strange mythological monsters. There are the Thrones, which are basically giant glowing wheels covered in eyes, the Seraphim which are basically angels with six wings that just happen to be literally ON FIRE, and the Cherubim which nothing like the cutesey little baby-things one associates with the name but instead have 4 faces (That of a man, ox eagle and lion) and the feet of a calf, allong with 4 wings.

Yeah, angels are weird.
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
What about the succubus and incubus?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubi
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 12:23 AM       
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That article said that the incubus had an unnaturally cold penis.

That would certainly explain a few traits about my ex...
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 10:37 AM       
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That article said that the incubus had an unnaturally cold penis.

That would certainly explain a few traits about my ex...
Did your health decline after intercourse?
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Old Apr 20th, 2009, 11:54 AM       
HAHA OMG UR SO FUNNY I HATE THOSE JEWS TOO
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Old Apr 21st, 2009, 11:38 PM       
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Did your health decline after intercourse?
He certainly took a toll on my mental health when he moved to Georgia and broke up with me and wouldn't so much as return an e-mail despite promising me we would stay friends.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 12:26 AM       
Dude moved to Russia to avoid you. Take a hint?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2009, 10:06 PM       
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He certainly took a toll on my mental health when he moved to Georgia and broke up with me and wouldn't so much as return an e-mail despite promising me we would stay friends.
He obviously got an urgent summons from the Devil and had to return to Hell. His master was PO'd that he just lost a fiddling contest and revoked his computer privillages.

Ah yes, I just learned of several more strange creatures:

There's the giant bat-thing the Ahool: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahool

Then there's the Wak Wak: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wak_Wak
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 04:54 AM       
I dont know if this has been mentioned yet but Cthulhu
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 08:04 PM       
Firstoff, Cthulhu isn't really from mythology so much as the stories of HP Lovecraft, and secondly there are much weirder Lovecraft Monsters, like The Great Race of Yith, the Mi-Go, the Elder Things, The Dunwich Horror, the list goes on and on.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 08:41 PM       
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