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Old May 4th, 2009, 02:36 AM       
"Hey man," a seemingly distant voice spoke to him. "Are you OK?" He sat up, still feeling groggy. He looked around and saw that he was sitting around a camfire with a bunch of strangers. "Oh thank God you're all right!" said the guy sitting on his left side. "Yeah! You were just about to tell us your story!", said a small child on his right.
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Old May 4th, 2009, 09:23 PM       
"Like hell I am!" he roared. "Why should I talk to any of you?" He turned to the man to his left. "You're Arnold Schwartzenager. And you," he said to the child on his right "are the weird kid from The Omen." He got a better look at the others. "OH MY GOD!" he screamed, realizing that they were all leading politicians from the past nine years. Sarah Palin turned to him.
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