A friend and I thought we'd have a go at making up some new ones
Also, when I was a kid, we said diarrhoea shhhhh shhhhhh diarrhoea shhh shhhh like the sound of it comming out, dunno if others have heard it this way
When you're feelin a little icky
'cos your pants and brown and sticky
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Your not feelin happy now
'cos s*** has come and got u down
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
You're tryin to run to catch the train,
but ur a** is in too much pain,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Just when you thought all was said and done,
you feel another rumble in your bum,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When you're feelin a little blue,
it starts fillin up your shoe,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
You just wanna get some sleep,
but in your undies there's some heat,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When you're undies are gaining weight,
run to the toilet and don't be late,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Your just watchin tv shows,
then out of your bum it flows,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
You just went to take a piss,
but from your bum you hear a hiss,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
A cow just tired to moo,
now there's piles and piles of poo,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When you're feelin dehydrated,
and your ass is corrigated,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
(For those who don't get it, this is a reference to how ur skins gets wrinkly when it's been wet for a long time
)
When you're in a real big hurry,
'cos you eat a real hot curry,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Like hot and stinky mud,
from your ass a big brown flood,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
From the toilet you can't astray
you just have to spit and spray,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
What a feelin of relief,
when u make it to the seat,
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
Hope you find them as funny as we did
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