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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 10:57 AM        Kung Fu star Carradine found dead.
Kill Bill and Kung Fu star David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok hotel room.

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found by a hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and body on Thursday morning.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 11:16 AM       
Wow, that's disheartening.

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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 11:34 AM       
He is probably just meditating.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 12:15 PM       
I remembered him in death Race 2000. RIP.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 12:54 PM       
What a punk ass way to die.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 02:22 PM       
That's a shame I really enjoyed his work.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 04:25 PM       
Kung Fu ruled.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 08:40 PM       
Kung Fu The Legend Returns....not so much.
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Old Jun 4th, 2009, 09:32 PM       
My friend said it best, David Carridine was so bad ass that the only way he could die was by himself.
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Old Jun 5th, 2009, 12:31 AM       
noooooooooooo i really liked him he seemed like a really cool guy
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Old Jun 6th, 2009, 10:51 PM       
This just in: I heard it happened during sex.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 01:44 AM       
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This just in: I heard it happened during sex.
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Masturbating while breathing laughing gas.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 07:28 PM       
I think he was trying to auto-fellatiate himself by tying a rope around his neck then around his dick and pulling the two together.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 07:45 PM       
I saw him on an ad for that new "Mental" show, the ep that airs tomorrow. How strange that timing is.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 07:56 PM       
How the hell did someone even discover this method in the first place?
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 08:13 PM       
I put it on Urban Dictionary, hopefully it'll be up soon.
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Actually, this was the one I was looking for:

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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 11:07 AM       
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