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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 12:30 PM       
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Actually, it wasn't sex in that broke my faith. It was the condoning of rape in the bible. As soon as I saw Numbders 31:17-18, I realized "family values" was total bullshit.
Wait, how long did it take you to figure that out? I mean, the story of Lot and Sodom and Gommorah had Lot pretty much offer his two virgin daughters to be raped by a crazed mob.
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 12:41 PM       
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Actually, it wasn't sex in that broke my faith. It was the condoning of rape in the bible. As soon as I saw Numbders 31:17-18, I realized "family values" was total bullshit.
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Wait, how long did it take you to figure that out? I mean, the story of Lot and Sodom and Gommorah had Lot pretty much offer his two virgin daughters to be raped by a crazed mob.
To save the lives on angels for Christs sake! Come on people the ends justify the means! GAWD!
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