1876: Moxie introduced into apothecary shops by Dr. Augustin Thompson of Union, ME as a nerve tonic. It guaranteed to cure almost any ill including loss of manhood, paralysis, and softening of the brain (you want your brain nice and stiff). Moxie was only later carbonated and marketed as a beverage, in 1884.
Where to find it
It's an AQUIRED TASTE

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