this makes me sigh

[FS]

Personally, I think words as a whole should be banned. They offend blind, deaf and mute people. To mend this, we should only convey our feelings towards one another through a series of interpretive sexual positions, not unlike the communication among bonobo monkeys.

Or, everyone who has time in their busy life to take offense to these farfetchedly offensive things should be systematically (and surgically) deprived of all sensory input, after which they're dumped in a cage with small food dispensers and several rabid boars. This all should be televised for the sake of entertaining children.