What is an acceptable number of times to masturbate in one day?

[elx]

gross, zero times

edit: and while we're on the subject you males need to WASH YOUR HANDS. you touch your stuff while you're in the restroom and then you touch other stuff like doorknobs and then i touch the doorknobs and i get your boy germs. disgusting!

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by elx

while we're on the subject you males need to WASH YOUR HANDS. you touch your stuff while you're in the restroom and then you touch other stuff like doorknobs and then i touch the doorknobs and i get your boy germs. disgusting!

I have a co-worker well-known for this type of behavior. I have some of that liquid hand-sanitizer to ward him off. Yes, I know it's a placebo, but it makes me feel better, so I'm OK with it.

Edit: And BTW you're the one reading the "gross" thread.