WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM! but have none.

[MrSmiley381]

Look to the left.

See that? It's the Lucky Strikes logo. Smoked by the average American soldier in World War II. These things were put in military rations. Why? Everybody smoked. If you didn't, you traded them for a hot dog.

I'm no soldier, but I smoke these things out of respect for every veteran in every war. When my cousin leaves for Iraq, he's getting a US Army Zippo, a pack of Lucky Strikes, and a cigarette case. Zippos have stopped enemy bullets before, so I can only hope I can give him something potentially useful.

Oh, and just so everyone knows, soldiers are so fit that smoking doesn't even really matter.