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Dimnos · #1

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Originally Posted by Aimless

Your boobs... not that there was much to see.

BBbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!!

Come on Elx! Dont just sit there and take that!

Kitsa · #2

When I went to school in Ithaca, it was nothing to have five or six deer jump across the road in front of you in one night, different locations and times. I was always scared to death to go around at night there in the summertime.

Guitar Woman · #3

Smells I wish I'd never smelt include the catch tray for the water cooler at school, which didn't get cleaned out for a month and when we finally realized where the rancid, diarrhea/vomit/death reek was coming from I drew the short straw and got to dump it out.

Only time a smell's ever made me gag.

Well, maybe imitation crab, too.

Kitsa · #4

My grandmother used to have her dog "paper" trained, only the "paper" was actually old bath towels. The dog would piss and shit on the towels, and they'd pick up the shit and throw it away, then wad the pissy towel up and stick it in a lidded plastic garbage bin outside until it could be bleached and washed.

The smell, in mid-August, of those towels when you lifted the lid was absolutely disgusting.

That's the second time rancid piss has made me gag. The first time, I was playing at my other grandmother's house (I had around 15 younger cousins who stayed there all the time) and went to get something from a drawer in an un-air-conditioned upstairs bedroom. One of the younger kids had wet their pants or something and hid the evidence in the back corner of the drawer. The smell was exactly the same as the rotten-dogpiss smell.

To this day I can recognize that smell from quite a distance.

Aaarg · #5

Somebody took a diarrhea doody in the cave once, probably the nastiest instance of fecal matter I've ever come across.

The dumpster/trash compactor at this Food Lion gets foul. Absolutely foul.

MajorScales · #6

This last few years the bunny's in my region have been over populating. I was running my lawn tractor over a lawn last year and looked to see a baby bunny running. I stop and get off the machine and there in a hole in the middle of the lawn is a headless one...kinda sad and gross. If I have to do a lawn that has long grass I take the time to make sure there are no bunnies anymore.

ZeldaQueen · #7

When my family took a trip to the zoo several days ago, we came across several kids poking (with their hands, not with sticks or anything) what seemed to be a dead bird lying on the ground, curled up, soaking wet, and coated in mud. My mom told them to leave it alone because it wasn't healthy. What was really bad was that it was still alive. We could see its eye twitching as we left it. Which made me very nervous when one of the kids nearly stepped on it while leaving.

Kybo Ren · #8

Cocks cut to look like the letter Y. Where is the benefit in that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I was delivering Fridges and stoves, etc. and the animal shelter needed a new chest freezer for their roadkill&strays that people might still want to claim. we had to take the old freezer away, It had been acquired in the late 70's, never defrosted, and they left it out in the sun for 2 days before calling us. that "soup" in there I had to dump out was hands down worse smell ever. beats out dead human, easy.

oh yeah, and this video :

WILLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zhukov · #9

I saw a human foot lying on the ground in Papua New Guinea. I was only a wee boy but that stays with you.

Recently I found a frog in the garden at work with it's guts hanging out. It was still alive and it's toes were moving. I felt so sad, and I was too weak to finish it off.

b_squared · #10

I wish I never saw one of the training films for work which showed animal cruelity. I remember there were two teen boys beating the shit out of a Yorkie then when the thing was gasping for the last breaths they put it in a garbage bag and set it on fire. They videoed themselfs torturing this poor dog, so I was watching the actual footage. I think their laughter while setting the dog on fire was very disturbing.

Since we have to report human/child abuse as well, the pictures and stories of child abuse was horrifing.

Colonel Flagg · #11

@B² - I wish I'd never seen your post.

I'm surprised if there wasn't a mad dash to the porcelain god after that.

Tadao · #12

CAT FIGHT!

RaNkeri · #13

OOOOOoooohhhhhh!

RaNkeri · #14

Aimless · #15

I wasn't being mean to Sam, by the way. His beard just made me all weak in the knees. <3

elx · #16

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Originally Posted by Aimless

better?

ahaha, I was going to quote Aimless's picture and mine together just to let that speak for itself, but as it turns out the one shot she had up which exclusively focused on her chest has just mysteriously been deleted from the pictures thread.

Aimless, although i do not take pictures as you do, in a slutty-manner, the basic idea can still be gathered from the candid image I posted of my entire frame. which proves that I am infact not flatchested EVEN THOUGH the picture is over two years old from when I was literally half of your age and still better developed.

Aimless · #17

woah, deja vu.

RaNkeri · #18

LordSappington · #19

The kid down the street got hit by a car a few months ago, right in front of me. He ran out into the road, for whatever reason I will never know, and got hit by a guy in a hummer. The guy sped off, while I called 911.
The kid's head was barely even connected; he was like a broken toy.
I still have nightmares about that.

Chojin · #20

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Originally Posted by LordSappington

The kid down the street got hit by a car a few months ago, right in front of me. He ran out into the road, for whatever reason I will never know, and got hit by a guy in a hummer. The guy sped off, while I called 911.
The kid's head was barely even connected; he was like a broken toy.
I still have nightmares about that.

WAS HE OK