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[dirtyxblondexdame]

nope, pops is still alive and kickin'. i dress pretty conservatively most of the time so it's fun to slut it up every now and then. halloween is a great excuse so i don't have to hear a full night of "dude why are you showing so much cleavage?!?!?"

i have to quote mean girls on this (go ahead, laugh): "In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."