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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 11:26 PM       
So how about the one where Anti-virus software companies are actually making viruses so they won't run out of a job?

I was reminded of it after seeing that story about the reporter in Brazil accused of orchestrating crimes so he could film them for his show.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 02:46 AM       
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wow i never heard of that. that's brilliant and believable
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 02:52 AM       
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wow i never heard of that. that's brilliant and believable
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 07:07 AM       
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So how about the one where Anti-virus software companies are actually making viruses so they won't run out of a job?

I was reminded of it after seeing that story about the reporter in Brazil accused of orchestrating crimes so he could film them for his show.

I put that one under the larger umbrella of large companies squeezing every last drop of money they can from their dirty rag of morality. They make machinery designed to break after the warranty ends, they could cure aids but prefer to make extremely expensive drugs to combat it instead etc.

Also, how about some Communist Conspiracies?

Insider tip: while not doing it via fluoridated water or assassinations of TV personalities, yes, communists are looking to take over the world.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 04:56 PM       
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So how about the one where Anti-virus software companies are actually making viruses so they won't run out of a job?

I was reminded of it after seeing that story about the reporter in Brazil accused of orchestrating crimes so he could film them for his show.
I have no proof but I always thought if you used norton per se and then didn't renew it but instead you got some other anti-virus software the original anti-virus program would then deploy viruses, malware and spyware onto your computer.
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I have no proof but I always thought if you used norton per se and then didn't renew it but instead you got some other anti-virus software the original anti-virus program would then deploy viruses, malware and spyware onto your computer.
People, please. Don't let a lack of proof, or anything else, prevent you from posting any kind of conspiracy theory in this thread.


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Old Aug 26th, 2009, 06:50 PM       
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So how about the one where Anti-virus software companies are actually making viruses so they won't run out of a job?
I HAVE SAID THIS FOR YEARS.

It just seems to be too coincidental.

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