Your weirdest dreams?

[Otto]

Okay, it seems that all of my recent dreams somehow involve dogs. A while ago I dreamed that my dog twisted it's head around and screamed the word "souls" at me, then I dreamed that I was attacked by vicious dogs in wheelchairs, and last night I dreamed that the earth was invaded by dumpy bipedal dogs with flamethrowers and stomach-mounted machine-guns. I don't even like dogs that much.