I for one

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You should try one of those "pee-funnels" they make for women now, if they're available over there too. There's a three-day music festival I attend nearly every year where there's a big demonstration booth for the things. Funnels of plastic or cardboard so women can easily pee standing up at a urinal.

Incidentally, I have no problem whipping out the works at a urinal, I just clench up involuntarily if I have to stand next to guys at an open urinal, and even moreso at one of those pissing troughs.