Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I finally had one I remembered. I was sailing on some olden-times ship (like a tourist version of a pirate ship) down a river. There were branches with fruit overhanging the water...I think they were some sort of nectarine or something. I reached up and picked a bunch of it, and then I made some sort of godawful cheesecake that had nectarine filling and a crust of dead leaves on top. Someone ate it and then tactfully told me it was very "cheesy".

The end of that dream was the ship docking in my grandmother's backyard, which is a puzzler because her house is in the hills with no water nearby.

Another dream I had was some sort of shit about the life of Miley Cyrus, but then I woke up and there was a Miley Cyrus biography on TV, so that's where that came from.