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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 03:21 PM       
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well in the bible it says that the rapist should pay the girls father fifty shekels of silver and marry the girl for he has violated her. and never divorce her as long as he lives.

The bible also says Jesus was down with killing sinners.

http://bible.cc/matthew/18-6.htm
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 04:18 PM       
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The bible also says Jesus was down with killing sinners.

http://bible.cc/matthew/18-6.htm

The Bible is so inconsistent, and contains so many contradictions it's a wonder more evangelicals' heads aren't exploding.

More proof, I suppose that they don't have brains.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 05:24 PM       
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The bible also says Jesus was down with killing sinners.

http://bible.cc/matthew/18-6.htm
The day I see a Mexican riding a Narwhal I might consider there is a Jesus. Can someone make an Avatar of that for me?
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