'You're like a brother to me'

[Fathom Zero]

It depends on how she feels about this other cat. If it's legitimate romantic love, then you can't compete because you'll risk losing. She'll just have to decide when to ditch 'im, if ever. If it's not love, then just wait until she moves onto the next guy, which should be you, providing you position yourself and want it.

If this is a competition, then she is a prize. It's a game where your objective is to beat the other guy and claim what's yours.

[Tadao]

Branding is for pussies, it's a few seconds of pain, cutting her name in your arm is torture with each line in a letter. You can even write a poem for each line in the letter of her name in your blood.

[LordSappington]

Oh, yeah, feeling second/third degree burns on your arm is so weak.

[Tadao]

Exactly

[Aimless]

I had a boyfriend that carved die into his arm with a razor blade while sitting on my couch, he was not my boyfriend after that.

[The Leader]

'Cause he ruined your couch?

[Tadao]

And she claims to like the cure and the smiths.

[Aimless]

it said "die"... if there had been an "i hate myself and want to" or even "i want to" that would have been a different story.

[Fathom Zero]

MAYBE SHE SHOULD BE A FAN OF KING CRIMSON NYUK NYUK NYUK

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Tadao

Branding is for pussies, it's a few seconds of pain, cutting her name in your arm is torture with each line in a letter. You can even write a poem for each line in the letter of her name in your blood.

well then how about using a soldering iron to do the branding, that'll stretch the length of agony out longer

[Tadao]

I like this idea! Especially if you do it to BOC's Burning for You.

[executioneer]

oh man and you could actually melt a little (non-lead) solder in there even, it'd be all shiny and catch the eye really well

[Tadao]

Her name would show up on xrays too!

[executioneer]

if that's not romantic i don't know what is

[Fathom Zero]

haha you should murder her parents

[Dimnos]

Bah. Just beat this other dudes ass. That will show her your the real man.

[The Leader]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

haha you should murder her parents

[LordSappington]

So, I'm thinking about just outright telling her sometime soon. It's gotten to a point where I'm thinking, 'Fuck it; either it works or not.'

[Colonel Flagg]

I guess the boner-hug didn't work out for you?

[The Leader]

Did you not remember to rub it on her a little?

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by LordSappington

So, I'm thinking about just outright telling her sometime soon. It's gotten to a point where I'm thinking, 'Fuck it; either it works or not.'

Say, "I've gotta tell you something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time."

She should really get the idea when you say that. I recommend it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Actually, FZ has a good point.

[Fathom Zero]

It's hacky enough to work.

Of course, saying what you mean is always good, depending on the type of girl.

[LordSappington]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Say, "I've gotta tell you something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time."

She should really get the idea when you say that. I recommend it.

Okay, that sounds really good. Thanks a lot, FZ.

[Fathom Zero]

"As time has gone by, I've found myself becoming more and more attracted to you. I've been thinking about you a lot. As I see things right now, you're one of the most wonderful things I could ever think about; something good. Something great."