Lies

[RaNkeri]

"I was at the micro kart track one day, and the guys of Ferrari were testing their new engine. They allowed me to try it"

"My parents have an old beatles album worth millions. -You want to see it? Uh.... I think they're borrowing it at the moment"

"I've reached the speed of 80 km/h with my bicycle... in uphill"

"You better watch out, I've been taught ninjutsu"

EDIT: "Since my dad is a police officer I naturally have a right to try out all the equipment. Man, those SWAT Uzis are sweet"

Said by my old classmate