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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 02:36 PM        It's Darkvare's special day!
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
Now you are a woman. Congratulations!


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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
Today he becomes a woman?

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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 03:10 PM       
Darkvare is a 15 year old girl?
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 03:23 PM       
what a special day for you.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 03:35 PM       
thanks guys i love you i wish you were here to get you all drunk
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 03:38 PM       
I think I'll pour myself one in your honor.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 03:39 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 03:41 PM       
Only with salt, but once you add salt and push a lime in the can, it is one of my favorite beers.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 03:47 PM       
Happy El Birthdiaz mi amiga
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 04:02 PM       
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Only with salt, but once you add salt and push a lime in the can, it is one of my favorite beers.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 04:08 PM       
pfft. Dos Equis all the way.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 05:15 PM       
Guys who have a problem with what women are drinking are shooting themselves in the proverbial foot.

The correct response is, "So, would you like 5 or 6 more, then?"

Ask Tadao, he knows what's up.
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 06:02 PM       
6 negro modelo's are delicious.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARKVARE!!!
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 10:10 PM       
damn i'm gonna sound like a bitch but i need to vent

first of all the electricity went of for like 5 hours, then i was on my way to pick up my sister from al gore's conference and i saw two dead girls on a horrible car accident, after i got back i had to chop down a tree that was causing the eklectricity to short circuit now i have my hands filled with small cuts and all my muscles are sore
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 10:46 PM       
You sound like a man!
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Old Sep 28th, 2009, 10:49 PM       
i try to but man remebering the girls gives chills down my spine
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 12:52 AM       
Well, this explains the typing.
Happy birthday!
And now that you've witnessed their death, their spirits are forever bound to your immortal soul!
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 01:39 AM       
happy birthday darkvare

as for the beer, do not, I repeat, DO NOT drink the Bud Light with Clamato beer

oh sure it sounded like a bad idea, but I just had to be sure... and boy was I sure that it was awful
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 07:54 AM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:16 AM       
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i try to but man remebering the girls gives chills down my spine
That would creep me out for sure. At least they're in a better place now....

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happy birthday darkvare

as for the beer, do not, I repeat, DO NOT drink the Bud Light with Clamato beer

oh sure it sounded like a bad idea, but I just had to be sure... and boy was I sure that it was awful
That looked really really bad. They had it everywhere in Kentucky and Tennessee but we didn't try them. We almost did just to put our mind at ease. Thank you for the solace Rob.
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