Weekly Game Review: Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

[kakumei]

Blerg. I had the misfortune of buying this game for the Wii, and even though I only played it for about 45 minutes, I think I suffered permanent wrist damage. As far as I'm concerned, it is physically impossible to get a COOL combo with the Wiimote because the Wii's sensing bar doesn't always register properly and as Dr. Boogie pointed out you have to strike at exactly the right time. I bought the game in the first place because I'd just gone through a break-up and wanted to wantonly destroy things in video game form, but this game didn't even satisfy that desire. Seriously, this was one of the worst games I've ever played.