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MockBot · #1

Automatically generated comment thread for Jason's 10 Best Kills.

Mockery · #2

Since I've had a lot of requests for follow-up articles, I'm currently working on another "Best Kills" list for another horror icon. In the meantime, I went ahead and updated my old article about Jason Voorhees' 10 Best Kills and put it into the new site template so you guys can finally talk about it on here! "Ki ki ki, ma ma ma..."

darkvare · #3

so i assume the next one to get an article like this is michael meyers unless it already exists in wich case a link would be appriciated

Mockery · #4

Patience my good man. It does not exist... yet.

Anywho, let's hear about your favorite kills by Mr. Jason Voorhees!

Kissarmy4life · #5

My favorite would be when he killed the girl in the sleeping bag. cruel maybe, but that was just F@&$ing hilarious!

Captain Seamus · #6

Number 9 is definitely one of my faves. Or the triple decapitation, or when Jason breaks the sheriff's back, or...

Screw it, all of the kills in Part 6 are my favorites.

saturnknight · #7

My fave kill by Jason... I'd have to say the guy in the folding bed in Freddy Vs Jason. Mainly since multiple machete stabbings wasn't enough for the un-dead freak. But at least he was decent enough to fold the bed up after he was finished.

saturnknight · #8

Another fave kill is in "Jason Lives (part 6) where he rips a machete from a pissed off paint ball participent, and causes him to fly face first into a tree, revealing a generic "smiley face" where the branch was.
Oh! and the drunk grave keeper, when he throws away his flask and jason catches it and stabs him in the throat with it.

Relaxing Dragon · #9

I've always been a big fan of #2 there (was the highlight of Jason X in my opinion), but the Triple Decapitation in Part VI and when he flings the glowstick-covered raver off into the horizon in Freddy vs. Jason are also faves (the latter mainly for the humor value).

Green Yamo · #10

I've always wanted to see what exactly happened to the camp counselor in part 6 that opens the cabin door to see Jason standing there. Horrific shit happens, then she comes part way out the window and drug back in. Later the cabin is pretty much painted in blood. Did they ever find the body, though? I really don't remember.

Ozzman313 · #11

Kill #5 will always be the most brutal and painful in my opinion, plus its pretty much the only truly unrated kill.

Relaxing Dragon · #12

Green Yamo: Here body was in the cabin still, just in many different chunks and so broken up you can't really tell anymore.

Jason must've really had a thing against her.

Desert_Screams · #13

Gotta go with #3 there-- Ken Kirzinger's Jason just blended the savagery of Hodder with the sophistication of Graham, and made for a really nuanced character. That scene was one of the best in the whole damn flick.

Purple Man · #14

#1 - truly deserves it's first place. One of the funniest deaths I have ever seen.

darkvare · #15

one of my faves is how he cuts that dude that looks like jay in freddy vs jason

Nick · #16

#5 really is one of the more gorier kills.

BurnPianoBurn · #17

perfect showcase list. I have to agree again that the #1 kill was the sleeping bag kill. God I can't tell you how many times I dvr'd that when it comes on just to fast foward to that part, and watch it over and over again. Amazing Cinema right there

MrWarranty · #18

Oi Rog, I'm not sure if you've been told about this or not, but Firefox and probably newer versions of other browsers don't allow the "hover-text" on pictures via the old misuse of the "alt" function. But you can still get it by using "title" where you would have used "alt" before. I seem to remember this article having hover-text ("*BINK!*" for Julius), so I don't know if you actively decided to stop doing that or just didn't bother figuring out how. I remember that it was always hilarious when you did have it. Update on that, if you don't mind? (P.S. - Sorry if I'm bugging you too much with critical-seeming comments. I'm a big fan of your work.)

whoareyou · #19

i love the circular saw blade on the end of the weedeater in VII. I also liked the guy stuck in the bear trap watching his girlfriend roasting over an open flame in her sleeping bag in the new movie