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executioneer · #76

why stop at spitting

Evil Robot · #77

Looks like well have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill!

Evil Robot · #78

Whoops there were two extra pages of posts there.

VaporTrailx1 · #79

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8320849.stm

I knew the Russians were behind it all! The Bears are revolting!

elx · #80

well that just doesn't make sense..what could possibly go wrong

Dimnos · #81

Oh Elx. You have a special way with ms paint.

elx · #82

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Kyrgyz police shot and killed the bear when they arrived on the scene. It is not clear what caused the attack.

this is the worst part. it's perfectly clear what caused the attack, it's a freakin' bear, they dressed it up, put it on skates, and forced it to dance around on ice in a circus. then the bear is shot when it behaves as it only knows how to. so sad.

i just wish it would've happened during the actual show, to teach everyone there a lesson.

Colonel Flagg · #83

It's good having you back, Elx.

Zhukov · #84

"Kyrgyz officials said the bear turned on the manager, 25-year-old Dmitry Potapov, during a rehearsal. "

This depresses me. I am not too far from 25 and I haven't even gotten close to achieving anything with my life comparable to manager of a circus

Dimnos · #85

He was probably just the bears manager.

stevetothepast · #86

I wish I was a bear manager...

executioneer · #87

you'd get 10% of the raw salmon and steaks, nice

Chojin · #88

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Originally Posted by executioneer

you'd get 10% of the raw salmon and steaks, nice

i lol'd

kahljorn · #89

shes helping endagered species by keepng them in a 15x15 cage by itself with no other friends around except a fucking lion or whatever which it probably can't even talk to and they probably have too many differences anyway?

kgp4death · #90

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

shes helping endagered species by keepng them in a 15x15 cage by itself with no other friends around except a fucking lion or whatever which it probably can't even talk to and they probably have too many differences anyway?

glad someone agrees with me....yep just chilling in a 15x15, sounds like my life.

Zhukov · #91

In a fight between a bear and a lion, the bear wins everytime. No contest. In fact they used to have such contests for crowd pleasers during the gold-rush in America.

The lion goes straight for the jugular, but the bear just slams its paws into the lion's skull and crushes it. Lions have very thin skulls, apparantly.

stevetothepast · #92

Who would win between a rabid golden lab and a rabid full grown female raccoon?

King Hadas · #93

If they're both rabid then haven't they both lost already.

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Originally Posted by Zhukov

In a fight between a bear and a lion, the bear wins everytime. No contest. In fact they used to have such contests for crowd pleasers during the gold-rush in America.

The lion goes straight for the jugular, but the bear just slams its paws into the lion's skull and crushes it. Lions have very thin skulls, apparantly.

Bears are cool.

kgp4death · #94

Wild bear kills some terrorists (man, just setting myself up on this one.)

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/i...ow/5190873.cms

Tadao · #95

Poking fun at yourself isn't gonna help. You lost all hope fo getting along with people here once you became a little cry baby cum rag.

kgp4death · #96

Good I don't care about getting along with anyone. Actually, I am entertained by flame, so why don't you go fuck yourself.

Evil Robot · #97

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Originally Posted by kgp4death

Good I don't care about getting along with anyone. Actually, I am entertained by flame, so why don't you go fuck yourself.

No you don't, What kind of emotionally vacant person are you to say that you enjoy people making fun of you. You sir are a god damned liar and thats why we hate you. Every thing you tell us about yourself is a LIE and we are not that stupid.