Tonight is our trick or treat except the backwards-ass hicks here call it "beggar's night".
I don't think we've gotten a single kid. I personally witnessed the neighbors load up a vanload of kids so they could drive off somewhere where the houses are closer together or something.
The pizza guy didn't even take a pixy stik
The funny thing is, I used to live in the "rich" neighborhood of my old town and kids used to come from town because they thought everyone gave out full-size candy bars and shit. In reality, that rarely happened. Our neighborhood had cardiologists handing out cholesterol charts and dentists handing out toothbrushes. The kids made that long trek from house to house for nothing.
Except for the lady across the street, who was a showoff. Whenever a kid sold those giant fundraiser candy bars, she bought the whole box and that's what she gave out for halloween. She put them on her front porch with a "just take one" sign and then jumped out and scared anyone who tried to make off with more.