Jewel

[Jeanette X]

Jewel fucking sucks.
"I put on my pjs and hop into bed..."
Like I give a shit?
And that song "Who will save your soul"? It might be decent...if she could fucking sing. What the hell is up with her voice?
And I hate how she tries to look all cute for the camera in her goddamned videos.
And how pretentious are you when you spell your name Jewel when it is actually Jule?
8th grade poetry is still 8th grade poetry even when you sing it, honey.